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1973 ruskyušumym
Autor: APV (Občasný) - publikováno 31.12.2020 (00:35:19)
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1973 ruskyušumym
18.12. 2020 15:33:51
bolekalolek povedal:
"tojetieškrásnyfór, počkaj, jasydamžuvačku, abyniktoneposnal, žesomeštenepyl...
... fmoskvje, fparku učýsahebrejsky človek aprýdetenpolycajt, ruskej apovedá:
tosaneuč, hebrejskysa vóbecneuč. myťatam stejnenepustíme, dotejvašejysraele.
jasaneučýmpreto, abysomsadohovoryl fysraely, jasaučým hebrejskypreto, abysomsadohovorylfnebu, aštamprýdem.
ačokeťprýdešdopekla?
ruskyušumym."
1973 I can speak Russian
bolek a lolek said:
"It's also a beautiful forum, wait, I'll have a chewing gum so no one will know I haven't drunk yet ...
... in Moscow, in a park, a man learns Hebrew and a Russian policeman arrives and says:
don't learn that, don't learn Hebrew at all. we won't let you in there anyway, to your Israel.
I am not learning to speak in Israel, I am learning Hebrew to speak in heaven when I get there.
and what if you go to hell?
I already know Russian."
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