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2018 oplatísachlastať?
Autor: APV (Občasný) - publikováno 14.2.2021 (00:35:05)
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2018 oplatísachlastať?
1.2. 2021 6:48:46
bolsomfčéra uapendyxanawesterne. keťyšjel nabalkonpreplsne, fšymolsomsytam hafaprásdnychfľašjék. pretoževjem, žejychvracja jehosynček takmupovedám:
"vydím, žeondra šporýna auto!
tosymaprypomel akosedímedveď namedzy, chlastápyvo aužývasykrásnydeň. ydekolem zajacnamodernombycykly.
"zajac, kdesyfzal natakdrahýbycykel?" pýtasamedveď.
"medvede, nechlastám, šetrým amam nanovýbycykel."
zatýždeň tasamásytuácyja. medveď sedínamedzy, chlastápyvo aužívasykrásnydeň. ydekolem zajacnanovejmašyne.
"zajac, kdesyfzal natúmotorku?" pýtasamedveď. azajacodpovedá rofnako akopret týšdňom.
"nechlastám, šetrým amam nanovúmotorku!"
zadalšýtýšdeň, ďalšýposun. medveďnamedzy chlastápyvo avokolonej ydezajac nanovombavoráku. medveďsazasa pýtavoblygátnymvotáznikom:
"kdesynatozobralzajac?
nopredsa, nechlastám, šetrým amam nanovýautomobyl!"
nabudúcesyzajac ydeftomsvojombavoráku spokojnýsamzosebou azrazusbadá nadsebú helykoptéru afnejmedveďa, taknaňhozamáva. medveďprystane, vystúpy azajac sahovopýta:
"medvede, kdesyzobral natenvrtuľník?!"
medveď súsmevomvotuchakuchu povedá:
"no, vrátilsomflašky!"
2018 is it worth drinking?
I was at apendyx's western yesterday. as he went to the balcony for pilsen, i noticed large piles of empty bottles there. because I know his son is returning them, so I tell him:
"I see that Ondra is saving for a car!
it reminded me of a bear sitting in between, drinking beer and enjoying a beautiful day. goes around a hare on a modern bike.
"Hare, where did you get such an expensive bike?" the bear asks.
"Bears, I'm not drinking, I'm saving and I have a new bike."
the same situation in a week. the bear is sitting on between, drinking beer and enjoying a beautiful day. goes around the hare on a new machine.
"Hare, where did you get that motorcycle?" the bear asks. and the hare responds just like a week ago.
"I don't drink, I save and I have a new motorcycle!"
for another week, another shift. a bear is drinking beer in the middle and a hare is walking around it in a new bavarian. the bear asks the obligatory question mark:
"where did you get the hare for?
well, I don't drink, I save and I have a new car! "
for the future, the hare goes in his Bavarian, satisfied with himself, and suddenly notices a helicopter above him and a bear in it, so he waves at him. the bear lands, rises, and the hare asks him:
"Bears, where did you get that helicopter ?!"
a bear with a smile from ear to ear says:
"Well, I returned the bottles!"
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